So, my bootcamp was in Chicago, Illinois.
After it, my paperwork wound up backed up, so I went on hold, waiting, for a few months.
During that time, I was pretty much put in charge of accountability for about a quarter of the people there...
So, I set it up so that my group of friends would alternate back and forth who'd be staying there to actually WORK, and the rest of us would go into town for a week.
Since we kept the rosters ourselves, we simply checked off that we were there...
And the only high ranking enlisted who were on hold there were the ones getting kicked out, so they never even showed up.
At some point, one of the guys accidentally discovered a bar-type thing in Chicago, it had an upstairs, and he found out the hard way that the women there weren't women.
But they REALLY looked like women. It was pretty convincing.
We'd take new guys there, to indoctrinate them into the group. We'd haze all the new guys we were letting into our administrative group, by taking them to this place, and hooking them up with a girl. "Girl" mind you.
The girls knew what we were doing, but they liked it, and didn't blow it for us, cus it was funny, and only one of them got hurt once. We paid for that one.
And who wants to fuck over a fun time for a bunch of good looking sailors, right? lol.
We had a bunch of different reactions.
One guy went upstairs with one, came down a half an hour later, swearing he had fucked her.
HER.
So... We knew he hadn't.
Which was ODD, because she was a whore.
s/he.
We asked her afterwards. She said he was "Just about the cutest man I've ever met... such a dork... he just wanted to talk the whole time."
A guy in a room with someone he thinks is a chick for 30 minutes, and he doesn't try to get his rocks off.
We had one dude walk in, say "that's the purdiest man I ever saw" and then laughed at us, he caught on instantly.
So we were like "waht the FUCK?" because NONE of these men looked like men. Not even like ugly women.
And he said he Mom had actually become a tranny when he was 16 o.O
So... We had one guy go up and fuck him.
Comes down, we KNEW he had done it, and we were like "WHAT THE FUCK?!!?"
Turns out he was gay, haha.
Joke's on us.
We had this one Puerto Rican guy, real suave guy.
He comes in here, and he walks in, and he doesn't even sit down. Walks right over to the "hottest" one and starts hitting on "her" and he's actually doing a REALLY good job of it, right?
Like, if it was a chick on the street, he'd be getting laid.
We don't interfere and I think a couple of the guys there were probably taking mental notes, he had really good lines.
At one point, he goes upstairs with 'her' and we, like with EVERY guy, sat there and had a betting pool.
NORMALLY what happens is that the guy comes down after about three minutes, pissed as FUCK.
Start swinging on us, etc...
We had learned where to sit, and how to arrange the money on the table so it didn't get mixed up.
Here we are with this betting pool going. 10 minutes into it, we've got probably fifty bucks on the table.
About when he's going to come down, what he's going to say, etc...
Twenty minutes in, we have well over a hundred bucks.
After FORTY FIVE MINUTES we have like 500 bucks on the table.
Half of us are saying he's gay.
I knew this guy, i knew the chicks he fucked--he wasn't gay.
I actually put down a bet that he had seriously fucked her up when he realized 'she' was a guy, and he was about to call one of us to come up there and bag the body.
We have like 500 bucks on the table... and he comes down the stairs.
He's COVERED in sweat.
His shirt is unbuttoned.
And he sits down at the empty chair...
And we're just looking at him (I think a couple guys moved their chairs a little away from him) and we were VERY silent for a few minutes.
And someone says "Man, you know that was a dude, right?"
And he says "Yeah... I didn't know she had already started blowing me... But by then I was so turned on, I just hit it anyway."
DEAD SILENCE.
And we started taking our money back. Not even splitting it up. Just silently picking up our cash... and left.
He went with us, but noone spoke a single word...
All the way back. Three hour ride back.
Noone said a thing..
He didn't wind up in the group.
